1. Today we got new copiers at work. These things can pretty do everything except make you chocolate chip pancakes. (of course regular pancakes are totally manageable.) Now, I could see the other teachers physically wilting as the guy kept kept telling us about all of the options and features. I, however, was drooling like something akin to a sleeping six year old. Now, appreciate anything that can make my life easier, no matter how many scary touch screen options there are. New copier orientation (no I'm serious) at work was pretty much the highlight of my work day. (you know, besides all the precious children in my room.)
2. I was so involved in a preview for tonight's episode of LOST, that I almost fell off the elliptical at the gym. Also, I was completely unapologetic about my inability to move my arms and legs with coordination. This resulted in several teenagers laughing at me as they ran flawlessly on a treadmill. Not only did I notice, but I BOWED. While still jogging on the elliptical. Note: I can BOW and jog- but not JOG and watch effing TV. Hello improbability.
3. Before I went to the gym I spent an hour and a half at the Dr.'s office waiting for someone to check me out. Now, I don't feel all that bad I just have a cough and some nasty congestion issues. (TMI, yeah yeah.) I was told I have an ear infection, fluid in the other ear, a sinus infection, and early pneumonia. After all of this, I asked the Dr. if I could still go the gym. She laughed at me- gave me conditions and limitations, and sent me on my way. What kind of freak still wants to go the gym after all of that? Oh well, I did. And I killed it- except for that part where I almost died.
4. Netflix begins to create categories for you based on your preferences. Usually I have some indie flicks, comedies featuring a strong female lead, and another random category. However, the last time I logged in I had "Dark Coming of Age Tales, and "Dark Comedies about Marriage". What does it say about my soul if two of my movie categories feature the word DARK. Especially in association with "coming of age tales" which, lets face it, are already awkward on general principal, and "comedies about marriage" which, by definition, one would not assume to be "dark". Does this mean I really am "dark and twisty" Meredith Grey style?
I wish my person were on the East Coast to help me sort all of this out. Clearly I have issues. I mean, even Netflix recognizes it.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
I too wish I were on the east coast to help you out, or that there were 36 hours in a day so I could at least break even. Netflix gives me random crap all the time, I just keep assuming its a glitch in the system. They can't see into your soul....right?
ReplyDelete